What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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