My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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