Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
