i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
operation harelip BJ is a go
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
PANTIES FOUND
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