at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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