A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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