If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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