i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
