HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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