She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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