Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i will never coherently bang her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
a search helicopter?!
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
