their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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