Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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