Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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