so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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