its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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