Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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