I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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