I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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