They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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