I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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