belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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