seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I lost the right to judge tonight
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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