His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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