I love black thongs
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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