I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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