My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
where are you?
Hypothermia
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I am one with the molecules
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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