remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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