she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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