This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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