Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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