I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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