I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
