Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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