I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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