problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
