I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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