They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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