My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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