you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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