so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I love you.
Bad choice
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