Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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