I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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