Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
third nipple confirmed
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