i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
You don't make any sense
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