would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So much rum. So many feels.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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