we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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