Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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