I accidentally had phone sex last night
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
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guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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