are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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