pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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