This is not my ceiling
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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