Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
you made out with another girl for some wings
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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