Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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