but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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