Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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