Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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