she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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